To all the Joes of the World, I dont hate you

It has come to my attention by numerous loud-mouths that this is, indeed, my last stand. Let's discuss this student teaching thing, first. You're in school but no longer involved in the college life, and you have a job but don't get paid. Hmmm, I smell lawsuit. I have also come to learn that from the past 3 years there is a large majority of people who think I hate them. I'm not really sure why, because I certainly enjoy their company, but I guess my quasi-negative comments just fool everyone. I really am a joyful person, my humor is in complaining and sarcasm though. I guess, i dont know, maybe i just hate you too. Very well. Kate and Tara thought I hated them. Everyone just needs to stop exaggerating every word i throw at them. And when I give you the silence treatment, i'm really actually not aware of it, so please let's not make big deals.
This brings me to life after this life and begets (although not really) the question, where will i be a year from now? There is something seriously wrong with this part of the world. Have you noticed the extreme abundance of horizon? Spending the summer inside a basin of mountains has convinced me that the only reason a place like Illinois exists is for a place to send the bad people. We didnt catch on, though, and now I'm living in it. Don't get me wrong, Oak Park is a nice place, and I'd like to return some day down the road.......but the mountains, oh the mountains. I'll return after I have mastered the art of powder surfing, or at least broken enough bones to make it worth my while. I used to think I was bound for the Bay area, but things a happen, you get slapped a couple times, and your head starts to turn. God is funny. Not funny "ha, ha," but funny "whaa, whaa," oh wait, maybe that's not funny. what does that mean? Pretty much I have no idea where to go....which makes applying to schools super great. Though, I can't quite shake my itching for the west. Not that the east is bad, but com'on the west could take it in a second. We got Arnold, they got Bush. Case closed. And the south? Well, let's not even go there....literally. I've been on the phone holding for a while now. I'm beginning to think this is a scam. Maybe I'll just become an FBI agent. That's the real dream.


Word.