We were bored Sunday Night, so.....

What we want to do before we graduate:
get karen a date with someone who isnt lame (not that you're lame),
get kali to talk to boys
get tara to go a week without a relationship
get kate to be able to reject someone without saying yes.

get karen to stop stalking people
get kali to stop making out with two boys at one time
get tara to keep her pants on
get kate to stop having illegal crushes on 14-year-old boys

get karen to have a positive attitude for more than 2 minutes
get kali to effing punch someone in the face
get tara to stop saying "i feel..." when beginning every single statement
get kate to stop quoting Scripture to convict people of their sins

get karen to eat a real meal
get kali to stop asking people what they eat for every single meal of every single day
get tara to stop stealing people's clothes and never giving them back
get kate to stop complaining about her "big, enormous, huge" butt

get karen to get a butt
get kali to stop pretending she hears you when she really has no idea you even spoke
get tara to limit her car accidents to 1 a month
get kate stop finding signs from God in her breakfast, dreams, meetings with strangers in the street, fortune cookies, mada'am cleo, etc.

***DISCLAIMER***
Perhaps there is a bit of embellishment. And exaggerating or lying may have been a bit of a factor in writing this blog.
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Posted by T-Rex and K-Mart featuring special guest writers Kate the Fart-Head and Kali the Fartless-Monster